"Ordered one potato. Received one potato with a car. No complaints."
— verified buyerHome > Produce > Root Vegetables > Tato
Tato — Genuine Potato, 1 Count
★★★★★ 4.8 (12,403 ratings)
$0.00 Free with $TATO
- 100% real potato (unconfirmed)
- Emotionally unavailable, but present
- Pairs well with chaos
- No assembly required
In stock. Ships from: unclear. Ships to: everyone.
customer photos (4)
"exactly as
described."
"Not sure why it came dressed as a monkey. Not sure I want to know."
— verified buyer
"Arrived already asleep. Have not seen it awake since."
— verified buyerwhere he's from
Grown somewhere.
Shipped everywhere.
Nobody can confirm the exact farm. Tato doesn't like to talk about it. We respect that.
product details
The full spec sheet.
- Weight
- Yes
- Dimensions
- Potato-shaped
- Batteries
- Not included, not needed
- Material
- Undisclosed
- Assembly
- Arrives fully assembled and mildly unbothered
- Warranty
- None. He's a potato.
top reviews
What people
are saying.
★★★★★
"Bought one, now I own eleven"
Did not intend for this to happen. Cannot explain it. Would buy again.
— chartwatcher22★★★★★
"Silent but reliable"
Doesn't say much. Doesn't need to. Five stars for vibes alone.
— degentrader★★★★☆
"One star off because I have questions"
Mostly about the monkey costume. Otherwise perfect.
— anonymousAdd Tato
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